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Flash Mob Attacks Planet Hollywood
ONSCENE NEWS..Field Reporter… Rory Mankin
LAS VEGAS Nevada..
Well known Las Vegas Casino, Planet Hollywood, was under attack by hundreds of FLASH MOB participants, when they heard that, someone PHamous, (famous), was in the house. The mobsters literally took over a snack bar area, stairwell, and some of the carpeted floor. “They came out of nowhere, with their arms up in the air, dancin all around, with those dark glasses like, my favorite actor Jack Nickelson wears”, stated Gertrude Mortimer, A Milkmaid and area Goater from Kearney Nebraska.
Area residents reported the MOB showed up in black jackets with scantily clad girls and initially rushed the casino elevators, with some type of television screen in their hands and, appeared to be participating in a rather well coordinated and musically inclined attack on the calm that initially prevailed. The original score of the PHamous attack, was produced by Bruce Waynne and Dirty Swift for MIDI Mafia.
At the end of the PHamous ordeal 100’s of onlookers continued screaming and throwing their hands in the air obviously praying to the spirits, for the situation to end. The attack did end as quickly as it began, and for this reporter, I hope to never witness another marauding attack of this magnitude, against a helpless planet again..
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